WHY DOESNT SOMEONE ACTUALLY BUILD HOGWARTS AND HAVE PEOPLE ATTEND IT AND RECIEVE HOGWART LETTERS WHEN WE ARE 11? AND THEN IN THE HOLIDAYS WE EITHER CAN GO HOME OR STAY? AND WE GET SORTED INTO HOUSES AND HAVE OUR OWN COMMON ROOM AND A FEAST EVERY NIGHT BUT WE STILL LEARN THE NORMAL THINGS BUT IN HOGWARTS AND WE HAVE SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN TO A DIFFERENT STUDENT EACH YEAR OR SOMETHING IDK!
WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS??????
when i’m a rich+famous director i’m making a romeo and juliet movie where all the kids are gay girls. romeo? gay girl. juliet? gay girl. tybalt? angry protective gay girl. benvolio? small and soft gay girl. mercutio? the gayest girl to ever grace contemporary cinema